Terms of confusement

As most of you all know I was tending to my mother last week and I had some thoughts. Mom called me a bastard and I thought wow that's interesting.....you had me out of wedlock.... you slut!!! but then I looked up the meaning of bastard and here is what I found

1. a person born of unmarried parents; an illegitimate child.

2. Slang term....

a. a vicious, despicable, or thoroughly disliked person.

b. a person, esp. a man.

So if I fall in the first category well then I was born before June 1952, unlikely since I am 47.

If I fall in the second category I don't think of me as the "A" category, I mean I'm not thoroughly
disliked. But "B" yes I am definitely "B".

So please remember ladies all men are bastards according to Dictionary.com

So in this craziness I looked up Son of a Bitch....once again I was surprised. Definitions are as follows:

1. a contemptible or thoroughly disagreeable person; scoundrel.

2. a disagreeable matter; a chore.

in the world dictionary it says:

1.	a worthless or contemptible person: used as an insult
2.	a humorous or affectionate term for a person, esp a man.

So as I once again see it I am not thoroughly disagreeable although sometimes I can be a chore but I am not worthless or contemptible but I am definitely a humorous and affectionate and a man.

So in conclusion is this bastard a son of a bitch.......YOU BET!!!!!!!! and damn proud of it!!!