Questions

All these questions are designed to make you think, so before you think I am a dork please think them over.

Are we a product of our friends?
Why are we so not like our family?
Will we ever accept ourselves?
Why are most pill medications white in color?
Are colored medications more expensive?
When you look at a STOP sign do you ever see the word POTS? if not.... you will now
Do you try and make words out of peoples license plates?
If a #2 pencil is the most popular pencil why is it still #2?
Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?
Why is it that water that has traveled through mountains for centuries have a use by date?
Is Carl's Jr considered a one star restaurant?
Did you ever notice that the word abbreviation is kind of long?
Have you ever talked to your television? Did you ask yourself why?
Did you ever notice that you think 12am comes after 11am?

These were just some random thoughts from space!!!!!

So what is sexy...a man's point of view

Have you ever wondered why some people are considered sexy, while others, possibly of similar physical attributes are not? Now there is a old saying that a man is attracted to a woman's appearance and falls in love with her as a result, I for one do not believe this is true. There have been times where I really didn't like the woman but after hanging around her and getting to know her I started to fall in love with her....or so I thought. Love is a strong word, and there are many different types so I guess I would say a deep affection for that person. I am in love now, I see and feel the difference between my past and now.

Men think of sex more times a day then women do, its a known fact and men have the uncanny knack to take any subject or situation and turn it sexual, I don't know why but if I was to guess it would be because we view things differently.

Sexy goes beyond pretty and ugly, it's an attitude. It's the confidence you portray to others. Intelligence is sexy but not over intelligence, I mean think about it, a man or woman who knows exactly what they are talking about can be a big turn on. Here is something that most people do not know, at one time being fat was sexy, it was a sign of wealth...it meant you could afford food. A famous artist by the name of Peter Paul Rubens depicted "larger" women in his portraits because it was the norm back in those days. Venus to him was a full bodied woman, not this skinny little thing.

Some men find women attractive in pairs. We watch we study, we wait to see how close you will get to each other. The giggling, touching can be very sexy, or is it, it might be just sexual and there lies the big difference, and since men think about sex more often it might just be a sexual attraction.

Leather or lace? Men like to see fabrics that cling to a woman's form. Make it white for purity and you have a party. Softness and femininity can go a long way but ladies it doesn't matter if your thin or thick, if the man likes you and thinks your sexy than the clingy fabric thing is the way to go.....NOT THE FLANNEL!!!!. Now some men prefer the woman to be a little unorthodox and like what I call the bad girl image...Black bras, stockings, thongs, hell even a black evening gown and I am there. Just bring the attitude and the confidence and we are partying.

Now we enter the less is more category... Ladies have you ever watched your man when a woman is where a less is more outfit? Even the white T-Shirt and black, blue, or pink bra underneath will drive us crazy, why? you ask, we are seeing your underclothes.... yeah that does it for us. Bend over a little bit and let us see you wearing your sexy underwear... we know that you have them, we know what your favorite ones are so we figure if you are wearing them you might just want it.

To summarize...For me sexy is this, The way you carry yourself, the confidence you portray, the way you let me know what you want and need, not by so much talking but by actions. If you tell me, paint the picture, be graphic but intellectual...choose your words carefully though. Wear the jeans I like with the thong and matching bra and find a way to let me know and make me wait for it...make me beg for it. Tease, Tease, Tease. Come at me like a raging bull if you want me and don't settle until you get what you want. Now sex doesn't have to happen but we will have a great connection and a huge spark and that is what sexy is "a connection".

Me Vs Veronica Vs Dorkiness

Okay for all of you who read my blogs...(all two of you) I have been challenged. You see my best friend Veronica likes to call me a dork when ever I post something. I think it is because of either the topics or the writing style. So she asked me to do one on being a dork...remember Veronica you asked for it.

Dork: History and origin
Stupid person 1967 originally, U.S. student slang probably from and earlier meaning "penis"(1964), itself probably an alteration of dick.

Well I don't consider myself a stupid person so I don't think I am a dork.

Stupid by definition is:
1 Lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull.
2 Characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; and senselessness.

Now I do find myself to be a dick at times I don't feel this allows me to be classified as a dork, where as I do have a penis at all times but I don't consider it a dork... I can have many women attest to it...it knows exactly what it is doing.

So am I a dork? Read on

Word origin and history for the word dick:
Fellow, lad, man, 1553 rhyming name with Rick, short for Richard, one of the most commonest Eng. names. it has long been a synonym for fellow and so most of the slang senses are probably very old, but naturally hard to finding the surviving records. The meaning "Penis" is attested from 1891in the British army slang. Meaning detective is recorded from 1908 perhaps as a shortened version of the name detective.

So where there is no argument that I am a dick because well lets face it I am a man and dork derives itself from penis/dick but I am not stupid or lacking any kind of mental awareness so I must be a special kind of dick. So you see Veronica I guess you can say I am best kind of dick there is ( been telling you that for years) I am not just a penis, I am dick and don't you forget it.

References is from Dictionary.com

Terms of confusement

As most of you all know I was tending to my mother last week and I had some thoughts. Mom called me a bastard and I thought wow that's interesting.....you had me out of wedlock.... you slut!!! but then I looked up the meaning of bastard and here is what I found

1. a person born of unmarried parents; an illegitimate child.

2. Slang term....

a. a vicious, despicable, or thoroughly disliked person.

b. a person, esp. a man.

So if I fall in the first category well then I was born before June 1952, unlikely since I am 47.

If I fall in the second category I don't think of me as the "A" category, I mean I'm not thoroughly
disliked. But "B" yes I am definitely "B".

So please remember ladies all men are bastards according to Dictionary.com

So in this craziness I looked up Son of a Bitch....once again I was surprised. Definitions are as follows:

1. a contemptible or thoroughly disagreeable person; scoundrel.

2. a disagreeable matter; a chore.

in the world dictionary it says:

1.	a worthless or contemptible person: used as an insult
2.	a humorous or affectionate term for a person, esp a man.

So as I once again see it I am not thoroughly disagreeable although sometimes I can be a chore but I am not worthless or contemptible but I am definitely a humorous and affectionate and a man.

So in conclusion is this bastard a son of a bitch.......YOU BET!!!!!!!! and damn proud of it!!!